I was touched deeply by Jimmy Saville as a youngster. He also taught me how to milk a cow whilst blindfolded.
In all seriousness though, I wrote twice to Jim'll Fix It, one to play drums with Phil Collins, the other to drive a vintage Ferrari. Got turned down both times, I feel like I got away with it now.
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